Transporter 3 vs Transporter 2

You're either gonna see Transporter 3 or you're not. What, I come on here and say it rocks (it doesn't), and you'll go see it, if you weren't interested before? Not likely. If I think it sucks (I don't), you'd still see it eventually, right? I mean, if you're a Tranporter 3 kind of person, stupid me can't change you. I'm honestly already tired of talking about it, but you're here, so we should bat it around a little.

Jason Statham is cool. I think he'd be a nice addition to something like the X-Men or Ocean's franchises. If he were a better actor, he might be a good James Bond. If he can sing, I'd pay to see him in a musical, because dude can obviously dance. The fights in Transporter 3 are choreographed to the second, with a dozen guys circling Statham and waiting their turn to get beaten up. One of these days, they'll wise up and just pile on.

He's got a girl sidekick in this one. If I look up her name, it will only be to complete the sentence “___ is my least favorite actress”, and I'm trying to be less negative, so I'll skip it. All she does is sit there, by the way, while Statham does all the heavy lifting (the thing he lifts the most often? His own shirt.)

What to watch after Transporter 3? I don't care, Transporter 2? It's got a cool scene where Statham kicks this guy's ass with a firehose.

Transporter 3: C+

Tranporter 2: C+